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You have just made real Kentucky Bourbon, at least by legal standards. ...
No you haven't.
OK. I'll bite. What did I leave out? I'm going to guess aging.
Remember, even though it's the Ohio River, the river water actually belongs to Kentucky-- up to the Ohio shoreline. Cincinnati Metropolitan Sewer District empties out right below downtown, so being a proud Cincinnatian, I piss on KY with every flush.
Oh wait! I'm sorry, #1013, Corn #3 comes from the plant at Lawrenceburg, IN. Sorry, my bad. See you, get away from this stuff for a few years and it all goes flying out of your head.
