My good buddy Earl, from the Stockman's Bar in Pinedale, who hunts moose professionally in Ecuador, says his new 300 WSM shoots straighter than his 300 WM ever did, an' with less recoil an' no loss in velocity. Ken, I saw yer attemp at writin' in dialect months back, an' it weren't so hot. You better go back to yer roots if you wasn't lyin'. First thing you learn 'bout real hillbillies is they ain't likely to put themselves on a pedastool. Not for writin', thinkin', or knowin' all the right people.
