Bout 4 months over due on my scheduled 5 yr interval.
Had 2 Quarter pounders, 2 super size fries, and a coke after my 1st one.
Hungry as hell.
Rolled into the procedure room.
Made a couple of jokes about alien probing and seen the 30 40 50 cm markings on the tube.
Sunavabytch....
Dude said 75 cc of what the fugg ever going in IV port.
Lights out....
Woke up....
Asked em are you done???
Yep....
Worst part is schiting you guts out the day prior....
For about 2 to 3hrs after drinking that turbo lax prep stuff.
Just hang out around a toliet and surf the fire on a smart phone.
The prep dumps are epic..........
Like those pump up water rockets you had as a kid on blast off.
Be prepared for multiple launches.
With little to no count down time or misfires that lull you into a false sense of security....
Have fun!!!!
Last edited by renegade50; 07/16/21.
