I could probably fill up a 2 horse trailer with the
stamps I've used over the years sending carefully
crafted letters to Washington DC dick taters
Never got any response other than the preprinted
form letters the rest of yall got.

Kind of a waste of time anyway with all the apathetic
zombies that live in front of the big screen and
guzzling beer is the most strenuous activity of the day.
All the easy living and bountiful meals will have to
come to a screeching halt before people give 2 sh*ts
about anything other than the 6 inches in front of
their nose