425 pd on the hoof behemouth female or male free willie in line at a fast food restaurant or buffet.
Orders or stacks multiple plate with matteron sized portions .
Drinking a diet soda....🥴🥴🥴
Gotta maintain that mental crutch thing to offset the 7000 calories it is about to gorge on.....
Don't judge me dude, them crab rangoons and fried shrimps are too good for just two plates. The Diet Dew helps me save room for the ice cream machine and the weird pink and orange cakes.
#sweatpantsatthechinabuffet
