I would have hand delivered it wearing a Trump shirt.
Hell yes .
Yep
I think there is a lot to be gained by showing that we’re better people than the media wants to suggest we are.
Right,
Would have been "suggested" as stolen with $4000 cash en-route to (insert liberal cause here) and returned with $9.
"EXTREME RIGHT WING TRUMP SUPPORTING SUPREMACIST STEALS FROM CHARITY"
Zero to be gained by pretending the media would attempt the truth.
At least as in favoring conservatives in a positive light.