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Not long ago we found a phone in the road.
It was locked but we were able to get a girls name that had sent him a text, the night before, she was a barmaid not far from where we found the cellphone.
We were able to contact her thru social media and apparently ran into the middle of a breakup with her trying to get her mitts on his phone to get to him.
Was kind of a comedy and was he glad to get his phone back,
His only comment about her was " she was and then she wasn't."
Probably returned a good dozen or so phones to people, probably a good two dozen where thrown in the trashcan as falling off the top of a car at 60mph usually does them in. Returned a bunch of wallets and cash to folks, I can't even begin to count the number of credit cards I've found on the road and returned to folks but I ain't helping out anyone who wants to trash this country anymore, if they're on fire they'd better hope there is someone else to piss on them 'cause I'm walking away.
