The group of 4 guys who don't speak English, but do speak fluent Mauser, discussing minute details about a rifle for 20 minutes, taking up the whole table.

The guy who comes dressed like a Pilgrim off the Mayflower, whats up with that?

The old timer with the same rifles for sale for a legit ten years. There's a custom barreled 788 I've almost bought 5 or 6 times. I figure with inflation it's getting cheaper and cheaper.