After 51 years, I don't think I'll trade her in, but this is going to be a trial. She doesn't fish, she's never been in the boat, and she's used to comfort. I haven't the courage to tell her the boat doesn't have a toilet...

On the plus side, if I ever say I'm going fishing for a week, she'll blanch and say "Leave me here!"


Cleverly disguised as a responsible adult.