Columbus never went to Plymouth
Are you sure?!
I believe he drove a Desoto
But it's where he drove it.
The Pilgrims hit the Plymouth
Hmmmm....I don't know
Just trust me, Columbus drove a boat, literally, not in the prospective of how a Plymouth or Desoto can also be referred to as a boat.
He landed in the Bahamas but was all fucered up and thought he'd found East Asia.
Not sure if he split his cock on a rock there or not, more likely it'd of been coral in that region.
