I get a full exam 2 times a year at the dermatologist

Lift your sack, spread your cheeks, even looks between toes.

Doc says I look remarkably well for all my sun exposure AND being on antirejection meds.

I’m supposed to wear long sleeves, wide brim and sunscreen per advisement due to these meds.

I say hell with all that. I dont want greasy pootie poo stuff smeared on me. I hate any kind of lotions or potions