Amish around here weigh 300 lbs, drive brand spankin new john deer and spray hella chemicals
They’ll demolish a Golden Corral. Roll up in 3 white vans and hit it like Omaha Beach
Got a lot of Amish here in NY. You see a lot of tractors and bobcats in use on their farms but they still insist on driving those damned horse buggies to town. They're always in Stewarts pigging out on ice cream and hot dogs.
