Amish around here weigh 300 lbs, drive brand spankin new john deer and spray hella chemicals
They’ll demolish a Golden Corral. Roll up in 3 white vans and hit it like Omaha Beach
Got a lot of Amish here in NY. You see a lot of tractors and bobcats in use on their farms but they still insist on driving those damned horse buggies to town. They're always in Stewarts pigging out on ice cream and hot dogs.
Damnit man i could go for a Stewie’s coffee and hotdog.
Don’t forget the Amish machine gun Remington 7400 any time of year!
They were hardworking SOB’s around me though. Minded their own business and never caused problems. Run sone good sawmills and machine shops.
