Originally Posted by Jim_Conrad
Originally Posted by goalie
Originally Posted by slumlord
Amish around here weigh 300 lbs, drive brand spankin new john deer and spray hella chemicals

They’ll demolish a Golden Corral. Roll up in 3 white vans and hit it like Omaha Beach


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That was one of his best I thought.


Yeah, it cracked me up pretty good


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