My dad had a toilet seat sitting on some pipes that ran along the basement ceiling. Its sole purpose was to get people to ask him why it was there so he could tell them that he likes to keep some assets where he can get them quickly.

Not a real member - just an ordinary guy who appreciates being able to hang around and say something once in awhile.

Happily Trapped In the Past (Thanks, Joe)

Not only a less than minimally educated person, but stupid and out of touch as well.