Not a joke, but rather a statement. I've carried the legacy on, my son knows them well.

"You're about as funny as a fart in a space suit"

"You're about as useful as a screen door on a submarine".

Misssd that old man.

Last edited by DaveR; 11/24/21.
Guns are responsible for killing as much as Rosie O'Donnel's fork is responsible for her being FAT.