Sexy underbritches and a vacuum cleaner.
Hanes or BVD?
Depends on what you are into
Your colon, that’s as close as I could get to your head.
You get a chubby when you think of my colon? I just took a big greasy thanksgiving leftover dump. Does that do anything for ya?
Sometimes.
What do I need vacuum for when I have you?
You sucky sucky long time.