Originally Posted by JimFromTN
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by JimFromTN
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by JimFromTN
Originally Posted by SandBilly
Originally Posted by JimFromTN
Sexy underbritches and a vacuum cleaner.



Hanes or BVD?


Depends on what you are into


Your colon, that’s as close as I could get to your head.



You get a chubby when you think of my colon? I just took a big greasy thanksgiving leftover dump. Does that do anything for ya?


Sometimes.

What do I need vacuum for when I have you?

You sucky sucky long time.


You are such a romantic. I may even have to put on a clean pair of unstained undies before you get home tonight. I ate some vianni sausages and will be self lubricating in anticipation.


No need for that, I brought metal shavings from the machine shop.

~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~