I could go the rest of my life without eating scrambled eggs..........................except for maybe in fried rice and such. Reminds me too much of cafeteria and Scout food. Too lazy or not enough time to cook them properly.

Two cackelberries lookin' at me, whites "cooked" by spooning bacon grease over them until they're set a bit.

I tell my wife, when she orders her eggs "over" that she means "overdone".

Poached eggs, still runny, ain't bad either.

The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men.
In it is contentment
In it is death and all you seek
(Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)

member of the cabal of dysfunctional squirrels?