Originally Posted by roundoak
The story unfolded and I asked him why he banged on the spreader with the pliers. He replied: "I wanted to sound natural". laugh


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I love it. Actually pretty good foresight on his part.

Some years ago my buddy was guiding a "distinguished" SCI member on a whitetail hunt in the heartland.
The hunter was in a blind on a nearby property and my buddy saw one of the best bucks his outfit would have ever produced in a draw not too far away.
He radioed the hunter and told him he'd pick him up to make a play on the buck.

They drove through the pasture and sure enough, the buck was with a doe not far from where he was initially spotted. My bud drove to within two hundred yards of the buck and the hunter was ordered to step out of the truck and shoot the buck. The hunter INSISTED by bud shut the truck off and my bud explained the buck would run if he did that. Of course, it turned into a heated discussion (time wastin') and the infuriated hunter finally got his wish.

The buck ran, the red-faced blowhard missed the buck (now in overdrive) then proceeded to berate my bud to no end.


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