Originally Posted by slumlord

I didnt drink that stuff


My kidney doc told me to get 3 quarts of my favorite gatorade and 8 ounces of miralax

Samey-samey



Chill the fugg out the 2 days before, one small meal and just beer, clear soda

I did a pre emptive pre prep if that make sense.



Ren, that dude be eating rack of pyrex oven baked ribs, coiple of swanson salisbury steak family size gravy dreamboat serving, shoneys breakfast buffet, 46 french toast stix.
Like its his last meal on this rock called earth

Life is a precarious thing.
Can be snatched from ya at any moment.

The last good meal before the turbo blast for a colonoscopy is a treasured moment one might not ever see again.

My last report said
"My prep was excellent"!!!


I strive for excellence!!!
And having a most excellent cleaned out azzhole counts for a colonoscopy!!!


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