A proper bidet has 2 nozzles so the ladies can use either one as needed.
Well then, I guess I've never seen a "proper bidet."
Just the ones they have at truck stops and 7-11's, I guess those would be improper bidets, for the hoi polloi.
Oh, and the one at Conrad's house. It's green, about 50 foot long, and connects to the outdoor spigot. You can wash your car and your arsehole at the same time. Just don't use the detergent on your arsehole.
Jim says the wax works well though.
