The closest to a bidet I've ever used was at a place I worked and could only be described as a 'steam' commode. It was in a small lavatory in a tooling storage building about 150 yards from the main plant. The storage building was heated with steam, and used extremely hot water to clean tooling piped in from the main plant as was the cold water feed line. The problem was both the cold water and steam/hot water plumbing from the main plant to the storage building were buried too close to each other and also too shallow beneath a asphalt service road from building to building which was fully exposed to the sun all day long. You learned REAL quick to stand up before flushing. Sitting on it for longer than a minute or two and your whole butt and privates would be dripping wet albeit probably somewhat 'disinfected' from the rising heat and steam.
LOL, that's hilarious. An accidental ass sauna.
