Or just have a more badass dog?
Guess that schidt happens when one is out walking Foo-Foo?
Do you paint it's toe-nails?
Or does it wear boots 24/7 too?
It's not just the dog, it's the accoutrements. You can't afford steel toes if you're constantly shelling out for new rhinestone-encrusted collars and booties for fi-fi.
Actually Fi Fi's name is Hunter. Hunter is a Jack Russel Terrier and wanted a piece of that dog. Unfortunately the other dog was 4 times his size so I held him back and thought it appropriate to stop the fight before it started. Hunter no doubt has more guts and kills more critters than you or Retardford ever did in your wildest fits of imagination and pretend and wouldn't be caught dead wearing painted nails or sandals. LOL
It is pretty funny to see your need for a big studly dog to soothe your well founded insecurities come out into the open though.
