What is the dummest......lamest....idiotic thing your wife asked you to do ?
Be honest.........here's mine......
Lawn looks like scchidtt........I tell her.......
Neighbors dog & deer just schhiddt all over it....
I mow it once a week......Its sorta green.........all we do is walk on it....water is scarce......
She bought some 'green lawn paint' from the bezos store.........WTF really.......?
What a PIA to apply.......plugged up the sprayer......one experimental quart doesn't go far...
Let's hear your dummest wife's suggestion.........over........
