Mine asked me to check to see if it was a swole up tick or a hemorrhoid on her butthole. So??? Looked like a bruise or some kind of damage. Have no idea what it could have been. She buy a Ruger, too?
Golldammed motion detector lights. A guy can’t even piss off his porch in peace any more.
"Look, I want to help the helpless. It's the clueless I don't give a [bleep] about." - Dennis Miller on obamacare.
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