I’m still waiting to turn into a giant magnet
Im still waiting to start receiving 5-G phone signals
When is the food shortage again? I need to mark it down
When do they start only letting us have 5 gallons of gas a week?
When is Hillary going to jail?
Is Billy Graham still in Hell?
Is one Italian soccer team really dropping dead every week?
Will pickup prices ever come down?
Do you like Stadium mustard?
How bout it Happy Camper?
