Simple.

1970,
they hit your estate to cover the costs of your crime.




The era of upside down?


They confiscate up to 2X the value of what you were stealing.
From your victims.
Because you only were stealing to offset unfair distribution.

Your Baby Mama's and offspring will be entitled to
Social Security Maximum Distributions.

If you fit a certain demographic, Workmans Compensation will kick in.
You died on the job!


Parents who say they have good kids..Usually don't!