I read this AM, in the ABQ Journal, where some soul in ABQ shot himself, in a Target parking lot.
God help me, but the first thought through my feeble brain was -
OMG, poor sucker went in, they didn't have what he needed - and he thought "Damn, now I have to go to Wally World!!!"

I've always been a curmudgeon - now I'm an old curmudgeon.
~Molɔ̀ːn Labé Skýla~