Sounds like a good time to grow a beard
Dude, no schit...I am not allowed to shave. Or floss. Or eat anything sharp like chips. Because they may not be able to stop the bleeding.
So I can lay around and be hairy and have dirty teef. Lol
I hated that
They wouldn’t let me shave in the hospital. My INR was too high. Too high because they had me loaded up medical grade rodenticide🤪 aka warfarin. Had me on that for ease of perfusion.
I got a dumb tech to give me a cheapie. I shaved right after shift change. Haha take that ya sheepish bastards. My nurse looked like Taylor Swift. I enjoyed the scolding
