Loved it as a kid,little mustard,little mayo,fried of course.
You're right.
Too much salt, nitrate and nitrates in there.
Probably need probiotics if you eat too much as it would likely kill off your intestinal fauna.
The desert is a true treasure for him who seeks refuge from men and the evil of men. In it is contentment In it is death and all you seek (Quoted from "The Bleeding of the Stone" Ibrahim Al-Koni)