Anyone who doesn’t/won’t use their cruise control on dry roads.

Anyone who’s not figured out how to engage the Bluetooth system in their vehicle and insists on holding the phone, usually on speaker.

Farm semis during harvest. They’ll tailgate the semi in front of them for miles then just before you get even w/their trailer bumper it’s passing time, @ 1/4MPH faster than the semi they’re passing.


I can walk on water.......................but I do stagger a bit on alcohol.