the only good thing about Wonder bread was you could carry it in your pocket wrapped in wax paper and make a dough ball that would stay on the hook when you drifted it down through a carp hole on the river and it didn't leave slime in your pocket like nightcrawlers.

I drove transport for Wonder Bread and got to watch it being made and it was truly never touched by human hands.


We referred to Wonder Bread as "Pooky Bread". I grew up in a German family and we got out bread from Dietz Bakery in Milwaukee, round loaves of rye bread unsliced.


After the first shot the rest are just noise.

Make mine a Minaska

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