His wife was sitting in the funeral home when her granddaughter sat down beside her. Sorry for your loss of Grampa but he had a long life. Yes says Grandma, he was 93 and we still had sex once a week. Granddaughter was astonished and asked how they managed it at their age. Grandma explained they had sex once a week on Sundays. They did it to the church bell, Ding was in and Dong was out. Then Grandma broke down and said he would still be here if that ice cream trucks hadn't gone by.
