Half sheets are all you need ... I actually tear a half sheet in half again. Paper towels are expensive and wasteful most of the time. They're task specific. Dish clothes are more environmentally friendly, as are cloth diapers.
Save a tree. Save the dolphins and whales too ... and puppies. But down with cats, they're evil.
If everyone lived their lives as I do, the world would be a better place. I'm an angel.
Oh, and #phuqCommieSocialistMFersUpTheirPonderosas.
What you think about, you do ... what you do, you become.
In a nation where anything goes ... eventually, everything will. We're almost there.
