All I could offer are a sweet pointing "corncob" 870 and a beautiful 48 in Remington 16 gauges. Either one eliminates a need for a pocket full of "O" rings.
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Acquit v. t. To render a judgment in a murder case in San Francisco... EQUAL, adj. As bad as something else. Ambrose Bierce “The Devil's Dictionary”