I'm sure that, since it's basically slices from a giant hot dog, I am sure that we will soon hear from all of the people who claim that they have a cousin who heard about some guy who works in the plant where it is made who said that you wouldn't eat it if you saw it being made/knew what went into it. Closely behind them will be the righteous mob who (based on the slices from a giant hot dog aspect) will call for the removal of not only your man card, but also your man parts for committing the unforgiveable sin of applying ketchup to it.
I do have to hand it to myself on my gift of prophecy.
