If you remember, I told you to leave the skirts at home and let the hair on your legs grow out for a while.
I was concerned for my ass virginity at a McDonalds in Albuquerque one time.
I had to step over a passed out bum in the foyer and then I suddenly realized I was the only 'normal' person in there.....they were looking at me like I was more than just a piece of meat.
