It was made into a Broadway musical play. I was the student director when our high school put it on.
Good characters;
General Bullmoose--What's good for General Bullmoose is good for the USA.
Progress is the rood of all evil, progress is the heart of it all.
I want to join a golf course, where?
They've built a supermarket there.
Moonbeam McSwine--Howdy boys, I'm Moonbeam McSwine. Sleepin' out with the pigs is my line. The fellas' admire me but they don't squire me lessen the weather is fine.
Earthquake McGoon
Mammy Yokum--I's sweet and I's mystical, and pugilistical. Matter of fact I'se champeen.
Jubilation P. Cornpone--When we fought the yankees and annihilation was near, who was there to lead us safe to the rear?
When we almost had 'em but the issue still was in doubt,
Who was there to turn around and turn it into a rout?
Oh happy day when miracles take place,
And scientists control the human race.
When we produce from chromosomes
Gargantuans and gnomes
And assembly line women,
Conveyor belt men,
Settle down in push button homes.
Those were the days.
