Abner was a lazy, shiftless do nothing who never worked. But, he was crazy handsome and the ladies were all after him. After he married Daisy Mae, he still never worked and she had to do everything. But, she was in love and didn't care.
I was in error here. Abner DID have a job - he worked at a mattress factory as a mattress tester. He'd go to work and sleep all day testing their mattresses.
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