I like ketchup on French fries,

But ketchup on hash browns for breakfast, Can’t do it…..

Shredded or sliced, dinner or breakfest, it’s a Potato for Gawds sake, Same Same you would think,

Nope, Not happening.

Ketchup on a hot biscuit, No, just hell no. Maybe Jelly if I’m feeling frisky.

But Apple butter, solid possibility.