I call it an attractive nuisance.
Can't leave the house for extended periods,with a secure feeling.
Fire scares me.Theft scares me.
I've owned some of the nicest Savages ever made,and I couldn't display them around the house to look at.Had to keep them locked-up.WTH good are they,if I can't look at um,show um off.


When it comes to choosing friends....I'm at an age where I'd rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies.