Speaking of tricks reminds me of the time a guy told me he was going to kick my rear so I sorta covered up but he hit me upside my head. I never did figure out if that was some kind of trick to throw me off guard or if he just didn't know what he was doing. Hurt, anyway.
The Mayans had it right. If you�re going to predict the future, it�s best to aim far beyond your life expectancy, lest you wind up red-faced in a bunker overstocked with Spam and ammo.
