It ain't about stress or job's suckin'.

It's tradition!

If ya gonna throw in with the toolmakin' crowd there's an etiquette that must be observed.

If you try to buck it they'll fug with ya *bad*.

Toolmakin' is a peculiar form of mental illness unrecognized by the medical profession,..and machine shops are asylums equipped with lathes and milling machines.

If you decide to enter one, you need to be prepared to medicate your*self*. The doctors won't do it.

They don't understand.