Jorge's philosophy on females (excluding one's mother of course!)
A. The absolute BEST ONE you will ever meet and probably marry is a pain in the keester
B. If they didn't have a hole in them, they'd be a bounty out on them.
simple
A good principle to guide me through life: “This is all I have come to expect, standard lackluster performance. Trust nothing, believe no one and realize it will only get worse…”
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