I don't have cable.

(Intense commentator voice)

"In a world, where cables cannot reach.... Tiny satellite dishes are mounted on rooftops in effort to pull down communication signals from the civilized world."

"Sometimes the air is too cold for the signal to come through. Sometimes the snow gets so deep that Dave has to actually free climb the treacherous structure using traditional methods to clear away the snow from the tiny dish so that his family may learn the status of the civilized world."

"If these communications should fail, Dave's family will be cut off from the world. Isolated with no warnings of partly cloudy with chance of flurries, lows in the sub zero teens and a high of 22 degrees above zero for Tuesday."

grin


Something clever here.