I tried to watch that "Survival" show a few years ago. I thought it may have potential.
Then I found out that people could be voted off the island.
What kind of survival is that?
I thought they were gonna give a bunch of people a pocket knife and a can of Beanie Weenie,...dump 'em on an Island, and the last one who hollered for his mama won.
Instead,...people were "voting".
It would have been fun if the producers had stumbled upon some *real* nutcase survivalist and gave him a part.
As soon as the first vote was cast against him, he'd club the cameraman upside the head with a coconut lashed to a stick of bamboo then eaten the liver of the person who voted against him.
My wife still doesn't understand why I was so upset when we were watching the very first episode of the very first Survivor season.
I thought they would leave some dumbasses from NYC on an island until they begged off and quit. Last one to stay wins. Then they started the popularity contest...and I started drinking...
