I have had a fair amount of unprotected sex(with wife and ex gf's), come to the conclusion that I'm sterile. Which is fine as I think I'm simply controlling it mentally.
I don't have a kid so I plan on [bleep] the Earth(hard) for everyone else's kid!
And yeah, WTF is up with the big tax rebate check!
I know a kid costs a chitload of money to raise but c'mon man.
Some of my old buddies used to get a ton of money back and then of course they were broke a month later but still.
