" crashed my truck, but borrowed an ambulance as I'm a very good driver"


I'm dying here. reading this made my morning

I thought I was living a full and exciting life cause I went out to dinner and gonna buy another truck this morning

We may have to end up putting an asterisk next to the world's most interesting man title

Last edited by 2legit2quit; 11/16/14.
I'm pretty certain when we sing our anthem and mention the land of the free, the original intent didn't mean cell phones, food stamps and birth control.