Holy balls, how the [bleep] can a question about a bale of hay go on for so long.
That's exactly what I thought before I even opened this thread...
Now, if somebody would just post a question asking what chainsaw they need to buy to cut down an 8" apple tree, in their MIL's backyard, we would have a real thread!
If it helps, I had a yard of gravel on my 1/2 ton Dodge once. Bwaahaaahaaa.